Trump's Would-Be Assassin Framed? Oh, How Novel!
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Ramon Morales-Reyes, the undocumented man accused of plotting to make Donald Trump's hair even more unnatural, might just be the victim of a setup. In a world where reality has become more absurd than a soap opera, who would have thought? Now, we have an alleged plot twist that sounds like it was penned by a screenwriter on too many hallucinogens.
Apparently, a man who previously attacked and robbed Ramon has now decided to frame him for threatening Trump's life. Because, you know, why not add a layer of intrigue to your criminal resume? This is the same kind of logic that leads one to believe stealing someone's wallet is not enough; let's also make them the fall guy for a high-profile assassination attempt.
And let's not forget the sheer brilliance of this plan. If you're going to pin a crime on someone, why not go for the most sensational crime imaginable? Threatening the life of Trump, a man whose survival instincts seem to rival that of a cockroach, must have seemed like the perfect crime. It's a move so audacious, it's almost laughable. Almost. If only the stakes weren't so high, and the absurdity so palpable, one might applaud the creativity.
