North Korea's Navy: Now Sinking Expectations Instead of Just Ships
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 18 hours ago
Ah, North Korea, land of endless resources and endless failures. In a bid to prove they're not just good at launching missiles and bad haircuts, they've decided to dip their toes into the great sea of naval warfare. Yes, they've launched another warship, because why not add a few more holes to the leaky bucket that is their military prowess?
Now, this isn't just any warship; it's one that's been 'fully restored.' Picture this: a ship so ancient, its keel was laid during the Joseon Dynasty, now glistening with a fresh coat of paint and the same old engine. State media claims it'll be ready to sail by the end of the month, but let's be real, the only thing they're launching effectively is their optimism.
And let's not forget the previous attempt, which probably ended up sinking before it even left the dock. It's like watching a toddler trying to build a sandcastle with a teaspoon during high tide. But hey, who needs a functional navy when you've got the world's best propaganda machine? Keep sailing, North Korea, keep sailing. Maybe one day you'll actually make it past the 12-mile limit.
