Russia Throws Tantrum, Unleashes Hell on Kyiv: 'Look What You Made Me Do!'
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 14 hours ago
They call it retaliation. I call it a colossal hissy fit from the bear that couldn't hack it. Russia, feeling a bit peckish after a Ukrainian drone tickled its underbelly, decided it was time to show the world that, yes, they can indeed be the bigger bully.
Now, who would've thought? A nation known for its brooding and vodka-soaked diplomacy resorting to a tantrum in the geopolitical sandbox? The audacity of those drones, poking the bear! Next thing you know, missiles rain on Kyiv, and Putin's pulling the old 'I was just defending myself, officer!' routine.
Four people bit the dust in the capital, because nothing says 'I'm not overreacting' quite like turning a city into a real-life 'Call of Duty' map. But hey, let's not forget, this is about 'retaliation'-a term used by every kid when they get caught pulling their sister's hair after she hid their favorite toy. The irony here isn't just thick, it's serving as breakfast, lunch, and dinner at Putin's table.
