Elon Musk's Tangled Twitter Tangle: Tesla's Troubles Take a Trumpian Turn
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
What fresh hell hath descended upon the beleaguered Tesla? Elon Musk, the man-child with a penchant for space toys and tweeting tantrums, has now found himself in the crosshairs of President Trump's notorious Twitter tirades. But wait, it gets better-or worse, depending on your stock options.
While Tesla's electric dreams have been running on empty, with sales slumping and profits plummeting, Musk's decision to play footsie with the White House's resident Tweeter-in-Chief could spell disaster. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, only the train is a Cybertruck, and the tracks are made of tweets.
Now, as if Tesla's battery wasn't already drained, Trump's tweetstorm threatens to unleash a nuclear winter on the company. The question isn't whether Tesla can weather this storm, but whether Musk's ego can survive the collision of his two great loves: his own reflection and the presidential thumbs-down.
In the end, this feud might just be the ultimate test of Musk's mettle. Will Tesla's stock crash faster than a SpaceX rocket, or will Elon's charm offensive manage to woo the president back into his corner? Either way, it's going to be a wild ride, with more twists than a Model S on Autopilot.
