In Breaking News: Jihadists Trade in AKs for Pens, Still Can't Write a Decent
By Vixen Vile, Published 4 hours ago
Ah, the Islamic Jihad has hit a new low, not content with their usual fare of bombs and missiles, they've now decided to infiltrate the ever-so-glamorous world of journalism. Yes, folks, two Jihad members were found pretending to be journalists, and we thought we had seen it all.
Imagine this: instead of dodging bullets, these 'reporters' were caught scribbling down terror plots on the back of press passes. And let's be honest, if their writing is anything like their bomb-making, it's probably a lot of run-on sentences and misplaced modifiers.
Their strategy was clear: blend in with the crowd, pick up some press credentials, and voila, you've got yourself a perfect cover to plan your next terror attack. The IDF, with their usual flair for drama, exposed these charlatans. One can only wonder if they'll be able to survive the harsh criticism of their journalistic integrity.
