ICE Agents Play Hide and Seek with LA's Finest Undocumented Residents
By Vixen Vile, Published 4 hours ago
Oh, the drama! The Department of Homeland Security's finest have once again graced the streets of Los Angeles with their presence, turning the city into a stage for a bizarre episode of "Law & Order: Undocumented Victims Unit." They've nabbed a grand total of 44 souls in their latest game of cat and mouse, while the city's officials and the usual suspects - protesters - wail like banshees about rights and humanity.
What's particularly hilarious is the reaction from the city officials, who seem to have forgotten that ICE agents aren't here for a picnic. They're out there, in the smog and sun, hunting down those who've played hopscotch over the border without a passport stamp. One can almost hear the echo of Mayor Garcetti's voice, promising sanctuary, only for it to be drowned out by the sound of handcuffs clicking.
And let's not overlook the protesters, those paragons of virtue, who've taken to the streets, not for social justice, but rather to score some social media points. With signs that scream "Immigrants Built This Country," they conveniently ignore the fact that these ICE raids are less about building and more about border boomeranging. It's all very LA: where every crisis is an opportunity for a selfie and a soundbite.
