Trump's Voting Order: Now More Holes Than a Swiss Cheese Factory
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Well, well, well, if it isn't our dear Donald, whose executive order on voting has more holes than his latest combover attempt. In what must be the most shocking news since discovering that the White House chef can't make a decent soufflé, another judge has decided to play Whac-A-Mole with Trump's beloved voting directives.
First, a judge knocked out a key portion, leaving the order gasping for life like a fish out of water. Now, another judge has taken the metaphorical hammer to the rest of it, reducing what was once a proud, albeit misguided, directive into something that barely qualifies as toilet paper. It seems that every time Trump tries to "secure" the vote, the judiciary is there to remind him that he's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
And let's not forget, this man, who can't even convince his own hair to stay in one place, thought he could dictate how the nation votes. His order, now more shredded than a colander in a hurricane, stands as a testament to his ability to fail spectacularly in the most public of ways. Here's to hoping that with every judicial smackdown, a little piece of his ego deflates, until all that's left is a sad, little orange balloon, floating aimlessly into obscurity.
