Trump Halts Farm, Hotel, and Restaurant Raids: Finally Cares About Something Other Than His Ego
By Vixen Vile, Published 14 hours ago
Imagine that, the mighty Trump has finally shown a shred of compassion, but not for the reasons you'd think. The orange overlord has decided to spare the farms, hotels, and eateries from his deportation dragnet because, shockingly, they actually make money for him and his cronies.
Yes, in a stunning display of economic savvy, Trump has realized that deporting the very people who keep these industries running might, just might, disrupt his precious economy. It's not about morals, it's about Mammon-money, that is.
But let's not get too excited. This isn't Trump growing a heart; it's him realizing that the kitchen might get a bit cold without those he once deemed "rapists and murderers" to do the dirty work. It's a strategic move, folks, not a humanitarian one. Remember, Trump cares about votes and his bottom line, not about the people who make his steaks, his golf resorts, and his tacky hotels run smoothly.
