Minnesota Lawmaker Gets the Ultimate Recall, Sen. Hoffman Left to Ponder His Mortality
By Vixen Vile, Published 12 hours ago
Oh, the irony of politics! Melissa Hortman, that paragon of democratic virtue, has been unceremoniously "recalled" from life, and not by the ballot, but by some clown in a cop costume. It's like someone took the term "political targeting" a bit too literally.
Now, poor Sen. John Hoffman, usually seen pontificating about the future of our state, is left with his own existential crisis. One wonders if he'll have time to reflect on the grand schemes he's been pushing before he joins Hortman in the great legislative chamber in the sky.
And what about our beloved would-be assassin? Impersonating a cop? That's not just audacious, it's practically begging for a starring role in the next season of "Fargo." One can only imagine the perp's audition tape: "I can really channel the authority, with just a dash of mayhem."
The real kicker? This saga unfolds in Minnesota, where the cold weather apparently chills more than just the air. Here's hoping the only thing that gets 'targeted' next is the common sense of whoever let this circus unfold.
