Trump's '12 DAY WAR' Ceasefire: The Real Headline Should Be "Truce Or Dare"?
By Vixen Vile, Published 4 hours ago
In a shocking twist that would make even the most dramatic soap operas blush with shame, the only two countries whose names start with 'I' and end in 'ran' have decided to call it quits on their latest little playground scuffle.
President Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed peacekeeper and master of the social media battlefield, took to Twitter to declare this monumental ceasefire. One can only imagine the sheer amount of hot air used in the White House as they tried to blow up enough balloons to celebrate this 'historic' moment.
Of course, the real question on everyone's mind should be: how much did it cost for Trump to broker this peace deal? Did he offer Iran a free golf game at Mar-a-Lago, or was it the promise of a starring role in his next reality show, "Apprentice: Middle East Edition"? Because let's face it, the only thing more shocking than a Trump tweet is one that actually brings about peace.
