Trump's Iran Attack: Because Who Needs Congress When You've Got Drones?
By Vixen Vile, Published 12 hours ago
Listen up, dear deplorables, it's time for another episode of "Presidential Thunderdome: Two Men Enter, One Man Bombs." Our favorite Cheeto-in-Chief decided to bypass the dusty old Constitution and throw a party in Iran, but without an invite or the pesky permission slip from Congress. How quaint! Since when did the leader of the free world need a bunch of suits to tell him it's okay to play with his toys?
The Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves, or maybe they're just trying to dodge the fallout from this latest act of 'freedom'. Trump, proving once again that diplomacy is for the weak, skipped the formalities of asking nicely and went straight for the "I'm the President, watch me bomb" strategy. He must've thought, "Why bother with Congress when I can just tweet about it later?"
And let's not forget, this isn't just about Trump; it's a bipartisan trend! Presidents on both sides of the aisle have been treating the War Powers Resolution like it's a suggestion box at a really bad restaurant. It's all fun and games until someone ends up with a nuclear hangover. But hey, who needs oversight when you've got an itchy trigger finger and a Twitter account?
