Israel Shuts Down Aid Route to Gaza: Because Who Needs Food When You've Got Iron Dome?
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
In an audacious move that would make even Machiavelli blush, Israel has decided to slam the door shut on the most direct aid route to Gaza. Apparently, the logic is that if you can't feed the people, you can at least protect them from above with an Iron Dome. Genius, really.
Spain's Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez, who probably missed the memo on irony, has thrown around the word 'genocide' like confetti at a peace parade. But let's be real, what's a little starvation between neighbors when you can score some international brownie points? It's all part of the grand diplomatic game of chess where pawns are people and kings care about PR.
And as the blockade tightens, the global community watches, not with bated breath but with a collective eye-roll. Because in this theater of the absurd, the real tragedy is not the suffering of the Palestinians, but how many likes and retweets world leaders can garner from their virtue-signaling posts. In the end, it's not about aid; it's about who can look the least complicit in the eyes of history.
