Navy Chief Drowns in Controversy: Harvey Milk's Legacy Sunk by Hegseth's Homophobic Hullabaloo
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Let's just dive into the murky waters of political idiocy, shall we? Pete Hegseth, the Navy's answer to a walking, talking culture war, has decided to review the name of a ship honoring gay rights icon Harvey Milk. Because apparently, acknowledging civil rights heroes is now as dangerous as sailing into a Category 5 hurricane.
What's next, Pete? Renaming Mount Rushmore because it's too 'woke'? The sheer audacity to suggest that a figure like Milk, who gave his life for the cause, is somehow unfit to grace the hull of a ship is beyond satire. It's not just a slap in the face to the gay community; it's a full-blown boxing match against equality itself.
And let's not overlook the potential change of names for ships honoring other civil rights leaders and Supreme Court justices. I can only imagine the bureaucratic nightmare of renaming the USS Thurgood Marshall to something less 'divisive'-like the USS Bland Compromise. Here's to hoping Hegseth's homophobia sinks faster than his misguided ship renaming mission.
