Trump's Travel Ban: A Beacon of Despair in War-Torn Nations
By Vixen Vile, Published Published 2025-06-05
Well, well, well, if it isn't the Donald Trump Travel Agency, bringing the chaos right to the doorsteps of those already living in hell on Earth! In a world where bombs rain down like confetti at a Trump inauguration, what's a little travel ban between friends, right? Because nothing says "Welcome to the land of the free" like a door slam in the face.
From the dusty streets of Kabul to the jungles of Myanmar, dreams of sanctuary have been mercilessly dashed. Instead of American flags and apple pie, these poor souls are left with nothing but the bitter taste of "no entry." Trump's latest executive order has turned the Statue of Liberty into the Statue of "We're Full, Try Again Later."
And let's not forget the irony, folks! While war-torn countries scramble for refuge, Trump's White House is turning into a veritable refugee camp for those fleeing political fallout at home. Maybe they could swap places for a bit? But alas, it's easier to just shut the door and pretend the world outside doesn't exist. Isn't that what America does best?
