Supreme Court to Mexico: Sorry, Guns Don't Kill People, Your Geography Does!
By Vixen Vile, Published 22 hours ago
Mexico thought it could waltz into our courts and sue our beloved gun manufacturers. Oh, the audacity! The Supreme Court, in a unanimous decision, decided that Mexico's geography, not American-made weapons, is the real villain. Bravo, Supreme Court, for protecting the sacred second amendment from those pesky foreign attempts to enforce some responsibility.
Just imagine, if we let Mexico blame our gun companies, what's next? Canada suing us for our fast-food chains causing obesity? The nerve of these nations, thinking they can just point fingers at our corporations for fueling their domestic chaos. Clearly, it's not the guns, it's the lack of good fences making bad neighbors.
This ruling isn't just a win for gun manufacturers; it's a global statement. If your country has problems, don't blame the gun makers; blame your own inability to control your borders or manage your societal issues. After all, guns are merely inanimate objects; it's the people who misuse them, right? So, Mexico, maybe spend less time suing and more time building a wall.
