Harvard Students Breathe Sigh of Relief as Judge Saves Them from Being Deported to Hogwarts
By Vixen Vile, Published 15 hours ago
Well, well, well, if it isn't the weeping willow of higher education getting a reprieve from the Trump administration's latest bout of xenophobic whimsy! Federal Judge Allison Burroughs must have felt a pang of sympathy for those poor, downtrodden Harvard students, who were staring down the barrel of deportation to Hogwarts or whatever magical land they would end up in.
Thank heavens for Judge Burroughs, the lone beacon of sanity in a world where student visas are treated like contraband. Her decision to block Trump's draconian order to stop Harvard from issuing visas is like giving a life raft to someone who's already wearing three. Harvard students, now with their academic futures momentarily unshackled, can continue their pursuit of overpriced coffee and existential dread, without the looming fear of being unceremoniously booted back to their homelands.
But let's not be too hasty with our praise; this is but a temporary stay from the gallows. Trump's administration, ever the purveyor of absurdity, might just come back with a new, even more convoluted scheme to make the Ivy Leaguers sweat. So, dear Harvardites, savor this fleeting taste of freedom, because you never know when you'll be sent back to your foreign lands, broomsticks at the ready.
