Military Uniforms Now Cheaper Than a Trump Rally Ticket!
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
In a spectacle more befitting a Barnum & Bailey extravaganza, soldiers, perhaps mistaking a political rally for a wrestling match, threw decorum out the window and cheered and booed with more enthusiasm than a toddler at a candy store. Politicization, they say? No, just soldiers thinking they're at a Trump-sponsored "America's Got Opinions" show.
Next, we'll see tanks at town hall meetings. If you thought the military's job was to protect and serve, think again! It seems they've now signed up for the "Protect, Serve, and Heckle" brigade. Political commentary from our armed forces? Who needs news anchors when you've got the full might of the U.S. military throwing shade at political adversaries?
And let's not forget the potential uniform violation. If booing at a political event isn't a violation, what is? Wearing socks with sandals on base? Next up, the army might issue political bingo cards with their MREs. One can only imagine the next battle cry: "Charge! And remember, no booing the enemy's policy decisions!" It's as if the line between politics and the military has been drawn, then promptly crossed, stomped on, and danced a merry jig over.
