Protesters Unite in 'No Kings' Rally: Because Wearing Pants is Optional at Democracy Fairs
By Vixen Vile, Published 19 hours ago
Oh, let the trumpets sound and the jesters dance, for the 'No Kings' brigade is assembling their patchwork quilt of protests to show Trump who's really wearing the crown! From bustling metropolises to one-horse towns, the masses are uniting in a spectacle of democratic dissent that would make Marie Antoinette roll over in her guillotine-bitten grave.
Imagine, if you will, a sea of signs with slogans so original they must have been thought up between bites of organic quinoa. "No Kings, Only Jesters!" one might read, while another might champion, "I'm With Her - But Not That Her, A Different Her!" It's a circus where everyone is both the ringmaster and the clown, parading their political acumen with the finesse of a toddler wielding crayons.
Yet, amidst this tapestry of what can only be described as intellectual chaos, one wonders if these protesters have ever considered that their call for democracy might drown in the cacophony of their own self-righteousness. But fear not, for their fervor will be televised, their antics immortalized, and their message? Well, that might just get lost in the shuffle of their own righteous indignation.
