Iran's Midnight Snack: Soroka Hospital Gets an Unsolicited Delivery
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
Well, well, well, if it isn't the world's most dysfunctional family having another spat. Iran, not content with their usual fare of oppression and despair, decided to spice things up by sending an explosive 'care package' to Soroka Medical Center. Oh, how thoughtful! Because what's a better way to show you care than by bombing a hospital?
And what does our fearless leader, Donald 'The Deal Maker' Trump, do? He decides it's the perfect moment to greenlight a little retaliation. Apparently, the art of the deal now involves drawing up plans to bomb another country. It's like a game of 'who can cause the most chaos', and Trump's playing for keeps.
Then, as if the day couldn't get any more 'exciting', the IDF decides to join the fray by taking out a Hezbollah commander. Because when life gives you lemons, you don't just make lemonade; you make a lemon grenade and lob it at your neighbors. Diplomacy is so last season, right? This is what happens when you let the children play with the matches and the world leaders have the maturity of a reality TV star.
In conclusion, grab your popcorn, folks. It's not just a war; it's a spectacle, and everyone's invited to watch the fireworks. Just make sure you're not in a hospital bed when the next 'delivery' arrives.
