Gulf Monarchies Snuggle Up to Iran Like a Drunken Sailor Clings to a Lamppost
By Vixen Vile, Published 8 hours ago
Gulf monarchies, usually quicker to condemn Iran than a reality TV judge dismisses a contestant, have now decided to hold their rival close, as if they're all suddenly besties at a high school reunion. Apparently, the fear of becoming collateral damage in a US-Iran feud has turned these once haughty oil magnates into the clingy ex you thought you'd blocked on all social media.
In a world where diplomatic alliances shift faster than the fashion trends of a midlife crisis, Saudi Arabia and the UAE have decided to play nice with Iran, perhaps hoping that if they're chummy enough, they'll be spared from any Iranian retaliation. It's like watching a schoolyard bully suddenly play nice when the teacher's back is turned.
But let's not kid ourselves, this isn't about peace, love, and understanding. It's about survival, about keeping those golden oil wells pumping without the inconvenience of drone strikes or cyberattacks. These nations, once eager to flex their military might alongside Uncle Sam, now seem to prefer the company of their 'frenemy' to avoid being caught in the crossfire. And who can blame them? After all, when the world's on fire, you don't invite the arsonist to tea-you hug them so they don't set you ablaze next.
