Oh, Look Who's Playing Prophesy: Adam Smith Dives Into the Iranian Crystal Ball
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
Ah, our darling Democrat, Adam Smith, has decided to don the mantle of Nostradamus and delve into the murky waters of Middle Eastern geopolitics. Yes, in his infinite wisdom, he warns us of the 'unintended consequences' in Iran. I mean, because who could have possibly seen that coming?
Apparently, Smith took a break from his taxing duties of not solving homelessness or healthcare to enlighten us about what might happen if we try to untangle the Gordian knot that is the Israeli-Iran conflict. Because, of course, we've never seen unintended consequences in foreign policy before, right?
And let's not forget, this is coming from the man who's part of the House Armed Services Committee, which has the foresight of a myopic hamster on a wheel. His expertise in predicting the outcomes of military actions must be on par with his ability to predict the next round of budget cuts.
In conclusion, Representative Smith, thank you for your insightful revelation. We were all just sitting here thinking, "Gee, could our policies really have unintended consequences?" Now, can you perhaps use your powers of foresight to find us some peace, or at least a parking space in D.C.?
