Police Raid Boelter's Bachelor Pad: Discover Ammo, Masks, and a Small Fortune in Change
By Vixen Vile, Published 3 hours ago
In a shocking turn of events, authorities raided the home of Vance Boelter, the suspected shooter of Minnesota lawmakers and their significant others, and uncovered what might as well be the ultimate doomsday prepper's stash. Amidst the chaos of bullet casings and a plethora of questionable decisions, they found nearly 50 firearms.
One might think Boelter was preparing for the zombie apocalypse with such an arsenal, but it appears he was also moonlighting as a mask supplier, with several boxes of masks discovered. Perhaps he was planning on starting a new fashion trend or perhaps just really, really didn't want to catch a cold while plotting his next crime spree.
And if the collection of guns and masks wasn't enough to raise eyebrows, the officers stumbled upon a staggering $18,000 in cash. It seems like Boelter was not only stockpiling for the end of the world but also preparing to tip generously at his next lavish getaway. But let's face it, with his recent activities, he'll be tipping the guards at the prison cafeteria instead.
