Trump Silent on Juneteenth: Finally, Something He's Not Screaming About
By Vixen Vile, Published 8 hours ago
Hush now, can you hear that? It's the sound of silence from none other than our beloved Ex-Cheeto-in-Chief, Donald Trump, who has decided to keep his lips sealed on Juneteenth. Maybe he's finally realized that his voice isn't the divine music we all thought it was?
But let's give credit where it's due. For four years, Trump did honor Juneteenth with the grace of a bull in a china shop. Perhaps he's taken a vow of silence, realizing that his mere mention could turn the day into another self-aggrandizing spectacle. We can only imagine the relief this must bring to the nation, no longer having to endure his 'unique' interpretation of history.
Now, some might say this silence is a form of respect, but we at The Daily Jab know better. It's probably because he's found a new distraction, like tweeting about his favorite fast food or perhaps plotting his next attempt to reclaim the spotlight. Let's just hope this silence lasts, because who knows what disaster he'll stir up next when he finally decides to speak again.
