Israel and Iran Play "Hospital Roulette"
By Vixen Vile, Published 4 hours ago
In what can only be described as the latest episode of "International Relations: The Reality TV Show," Iran decided to spice up the week by lobbing a missile at Soroka Hospital in Beer Sheva. Because, you know, nothing says 'let's resolve this amicably' like a good old-fashioned missile strike on a medical facility. But fear not, citizens of Earth; Prime Minister Netanyahu is on the case with his patented 'retaliation glare', promising to make Iranian nuclear sites look like a smoldering barbecue.
Ah, the drama! The tension! It's like watching your least favorite soap opera, except the characters have access to missiles instead of overacting. This back-and-forth between Israel and Iran has turned into a ghastly game of nuclear ping-pong, where each nation scores points not by finesse but by how many of their neighbor's structures they can reduce to rubble.
One has to wonder, amidst this chaos, if the leaders are pausing to consider the absolute mess they're making. But no, of course not. They're too busy trying to outdo each other in an increasingly absurd display of macho posturing. We can only hope that some divine intervention, or perhaps a particularly stern United Nations' memo, can bring this playground squabble to a close before we all end up starring in "The Nuclear Family Game Show."
